urgent message to all peorians and peoria area people on the water grid do not drink the water
i repeat they have grown extremely large and are emitting strobes of neon light and their hair has grown to their waists and they are dancing in the streets but their feet do not touch the ground
mayday mayday
if you read this drink a fizzy pop
they have put something in the water i know it
they are huge and twirling
colorful and beautiful the colors
i am flying
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