WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING IN THE TAPWATER

urgent message to all peorians and peoria area people on the water grid do not drink the water

i repeat they have grown extremely large and are emitting strobes of neon light and their hair has grown to their waists and they are dancing in the streets but their feet do not touch the ground

mayday mayday

if you read this drink a fizzy pop

they have put something in the water i know it

they are huge and twirling

colorful and beautiful the colors

i am flying

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