Is that awful sound a literal cat on a literal hot tin roof, yowling for its poor paws, or is someone murdering Elizabeth Taylor?
ELIZABETH TAYLOR DIED IN 2011
The Golden Age of Hollywood starlet Elizabeth Taylor in fact died in 2011, so we doubt it is her. It may however be the ghost of Richard Burton attempting to strangle the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor.
PAUL NEWMAN WAS THE CAT ON THE HOT TIN ROOF
It is more likely if what we are hearing is a recording of the 1958 adaptation of the Tennessee Williams play, it is much more likely Paul Newman making that awful racket than Liz Taylor. She was in fact relatively subdued for most of the film.
YES it is a cat on a hot tin roof
Oh look, there it is. A cat on a hot tin roof. Get down from there, you fool.
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