NO UNCLE TOBY THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER YOUR PANTS

We realize how excited you are that rugby season is about to begin, Uncle Toby, but your new briefs are supposed to go UNDER your pants, not draped about your ears.

They have not even been washed since…ugh. Get those things off your head.

No you are not going out looking like that. Toby! Come back here!

Going to have to call his mother.

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