It has come to our attention that there are in fact three Peoria-area Dwarves (Little People) who work as parking lot attendants, punching people’s tickets and making them change.
Do you think they could be related?
While most dwarfism can be traced to genetics, raising the likelihood that these four local Little People ARE in fact brothers, can the same be said of parking lot attendant profiles?
‘We do not discriminate based on race, gender, sexual preference, or shoe size,’ said Local 151 spokesperson Jerry Witlock, who we could not help notice was only about 4 foot 7 in his boots. ‘Yes we have hired Little People for our garages, they are tremendous workers, I mean except for Bill.’
Mr. Witlock informed The Gorko that due to the privacy policy afforded Local 151 members he was not permitted to disclose Bill’s last name.
‘Go over and talk to him if you want,’ Jerry told us, indicating the booth where Bill supposedly was working, but we had another delivery to make.
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