GOSH YOU MUST BE THE LUCKIEST DUCK ALIVE. MISTER DONKEY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
Apparently Mister Donkey, sticking his large goofy head through the TV screen, became magically incarnate in your living room for several seconds over the weekend, and wants to be your friend!
‘I just love mangos, hee-haw hee-haw,’ Mister Donkey chortled when asked how he had chosen YOU to be his new friend. ‘Gallopy wallopy gallopy fly!’
WHO IS MISTER DONKEY?
Mister Donkey is Conductor of the Magic Land Carousel, a brightly colored flying disc full of fun talking animals you can ride. The Magic Land Carousel is dispatched to different places around the world to bring happiness and laughter to sad children.
WAS THIS SHOW WRITTEN BY A SOCIOPATH?
Yes.
WHO IS THE VILLAIN IS IT MISTER CHUB THE BULLY?
Indeed, the villain in Magic Land is in fact Mister Chub the Bully, a mean Big Kid who bullies smaller children. He is VERY good at bullying small children and always makes them cry after taking the best things from their lunchboxes, tearing up poems they have been writing, splashing mud on their white tennis shoes from his BULLYcycle, and pulling their hair and kicking them and pushing their faces into peewater.
BUT MISTER CHUB THE BULLY ALWAYS GETS HIS
So now you see why it is so crucial to have a Magic Land Carousel, to right the wrongs and spread love and laughter instead of hatred and tears. And now you can be Mister Donkey’s friend, too! So, as Mister Donkey is fond of saying, ‘Everyone has a long face SOMEtimes, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!’
Image rendered on Stable Diffusion
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