THIS RECKLESS BOY BROKE SCIENCE FICTION

Around 9:15 pm EST yesterday evening, the 18th of August 2023, this reckless boy pictured in our paper, baby George Pappendick Jr. of 328 Colony Court, Peoria, Illinois, age 7, taking in hand his father’s copy of G—– D—–, in a reckless and tragic act that not even Mister Chatbot could have seen coming, broke science fiction.

‘This mindless waste of an entire genre,’ wept one onlooker, as paramedics rushed to and fro and local first responders attempted unsuccessfully to secure a perimeter. ‘The carnage! The absolute atrocity of it!’

Baby George Jr. was taken into police custody and will await trial in the Illinois State Juvenile Detention Center in Champagne, without access to books of any sort.

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