Many people ask me how I am able to maintain my imperturbably chipper demeanor and happy-go-lucky attitude throughout all of life’s ups and downs. I always just tell them that, hey, since life gave me a bucket and mop and keys to the janitorial closet at Swish Swash Middle School For The Gifted, I figured what the hay, and put on a blue jumper to match.
You won’t get anywhere in this world fighting the way things are. You find yourself in a situation in which the world has thrust a mop and bucket into your hands, say goldarn the torpedoes, and slip into some working man’s clothes.
Yessir, life is so simple when you get it by the right end of the stick.
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