Too busy to put together a multi-syllable lie for your needy, weepy child? Here are 3 easy single-syllable lies to help tide you over this week.
Just say YES, no matter what the context. It is after all the UNESCO international safest word after OKAY.
This seems a little counterintuitive, but could come in handy if you are really put on the spot. Think for example: Mommy, mommy, is daddy really uncle?
Shut them up quick! BOO has been a proven weapon for lazy parents since 1896 in Peoria.
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