Too busy to put together a multi-syllable lie for your needy, weepy child? Here are 3 easy single-syllable lies to help tide you over this week.
YES
Just say YES, no matter what the context. It is after all the UNESCO international safest word after OKAY.
NO
This seems a little counterintuitive, but could come in handy if you are really put on the spot. Think for example: Mommy, mommy, is daddy really uncle?
BOO
Shut them up quick! BOO has been a proven weapon for lazy parents since 1896 in Peoria.
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