OMG SOMEONE STUFFED ME INTO THIS CAR LIKE I WAS A BARBIE

But if I were Barbie could I drive a Lambo like a son of a gun?

If I were Barbie would I have a boyfriend named Dr. Rimbauld Forbes, Esquire III?

If I were a Barbie doll would I be able to DO THIS ON YOUR WINDSHIELD?

Doubt it.

If I were Barbie would I be larger than life, and be sporting this nice little pot belly?

So don’t go stuffing me in no car like a Barbie.

Yeah.

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