But if I were Barbie could I drive a Lambo like a son of a gun?
If I were Barbie would I have a boyfriend named Dr. Rimbauld Forbes, Esquire III?
If I were a Barbie doll would I be able to DO THIS ON YOUR WINDSHIELD?
If I were Barbie would I be larger than life, and be sporting this nice little pot belly?
So don’t go stuffing me in no car like a Barbie.
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