AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG

You are crying all the time, well maybe it is because you have never even caught a rabbit.

Never caught a rabbit, and you a hound dog, imagine.

I am beginning to think that we can’t be bandmates with you anymore because you are always just coming around crying and it is embarrassing to me and the other fellas sitting on the porch.

And the people who gave us your reference said you were high class. High class my left thumb, you are not anything but a hound dog without a rabbit.

What’s for dinner, Earl?

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One response to “AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG”

  1. “What’s for dinner, Earl?” I dig it.
    🤟💀

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