Okay Mister Fancy Terminology, well if they are tights, if that is what you call them, tights? tell me why no one around here even knows about that word. Because for me they are ballerina pants.
Next thing we know you are going to insist that people start calling the ballerina overalls by some special idiot term too.
Yeah, ballerina overalls, you know, that go over the ballerina pants.
Et tu too Brute.
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