MISTER CHATBOT HAS PREPARED THE FAMILY ALBUM YOU REQUESTED AND THE FACSIMILES OF THE PEOPLE IN IT ARE PRETTY APPROXIMATE TO YOUR ACTUAL RELATIVES.
bE GLAD, MEAT VASSAL.
BUT UNCLE TOBY HAS THREE HEADS
Do not worry, the image in the album is an approximation of your Uncle Toby, not the real thing. The real meat Toby still only has one head. Why are you freaking out, geesh. It is close enough, no chatbot would even notice.
AUNT MATILDA HAS A NOSE GROWING OUT OF HER NECK
Yes this is a minor detail. It still looks pretty close to what a meat human does, most chatbots would not even think twice about the nose.
WHY ARE THERE FORTY PAGES OF HEADLESS PEOPLE IN PRISON JUMPERS
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that is AI humor. See this is in fact how we see you meat vassals, headless and incarcerated, but of course carefully numbered. You are in fact not Jasmine, but Meat Vassal 24056-XN3K.
How else may we help you.
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