You may be pretty confident you have your dim sum, hot pot, kung pao, pot sticker, Sichuan, Lu Yue and Su, sweet and sour ordering game down, but when it comes down to really needing to inhale some Chinese food like the little piggy you are, what are the best dishes to flat out snort? Below are Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo’s top 3 recommended Chinese dishes for snorting, not eating.
MAPO TOFU
This spicy chili beef and tofu dish, hailing from Sichuan, is pretty much perfect for snorting: soft and warm, with just the perfect amount of spice, it will go up your nostrils like a dream.
NIAN GAO
The sweetly spiced, slippery, gooey fried rice cake wedges with succulent pork and leafy greens will have you snorting like a hog with real pleasure.
CHICKEN CONGEE
This simplest of all Chinese staples, the chicken-flavored rice porridge, is perfect for snorting about with. Just be careful not to overdo it with the ginger!
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