Is Poetry, Themes
by thegorkogazette

The Theme of the Week is Mad Scientist Clones Man Puppet

Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Mad Scientist Clones Man Puppet.

WHAT IS A MAN PUPPET

You will be relieved to learn that this week’s theme does not in fact involve a scary monster, a nightmare creature with an urge to bite and disembowel you. It is just a Mad Scientist who cloned a Man Puppet. The Man Puppet is a normal guy, his name is in fact Larry, he speaks English and does man things like paint the garage and drink tiny beers and watch TV, and play golf with a little set of clubs.

And you can wear him on your hand.

THAT IS A MONSTER YOU JUST DESCRIBED

No, it is not, it is a Man Puppet. Treat the Man Puppet like you would any other man, or puppet, and he will respond accordingly. The real monster in this week’s theme in the Mad Scientist. When I was a child and casting about for ideas for what to dress up as for Halloween, the first thing that always popped into my head was the Mad Scientist. Basically all you need is a lab coat and some ketchup, and a gruesome face.

But I always ended up rejecting that costume idea, because of the horrific Man Puppet I would have been forced to wear.

IS CHARLIE SHEEN GOING AS A MAD SCIENTIST THIS YEAR

Rumors abound that Charlie is in fact going to host this year’s Halloween With Crazy Chuck at his Malibu penthouse dressed as a Mad Scientist, complete with Man Puppet. We sure hope he has a separate oven mitt for taking the Chernobyl Brownies out of the oven!

Join Teddy every week as he goes stalking the internet in search of new Themes.

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