THIS CLUMSY BOY MELTED THE POLAR ICE SHELF

This boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he is wanted by international police for melting the northern polar ice shelf, in a foolish and clumsy act of sabotage this past weekend.

Winter is coming, in the form of 60 to 70 centimeters of displaced water.

DO NOT under any circumstances try to detain this clumsy boy. He is considered armed and highly dangerous.

Image generated on Stable Diffusion

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