YES WE LOVE THE DRESS CODE AT YOUR WEDDING

You have had such a beautiful wedding, and we are so happy for you and Bailey Ray, but to be honest the thing we really love about this reception is the dress code, how it allows us to just be ourselves and relax in our suspenders and plaid working shirts.

You too, you too. Many blessings upon your futures.

Ruby Jane you got some cake on your third button.

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