WHAT IF YOUR SWIMMING SUIT WERE MADE OF LITERAL DENTAL FLOSS THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE

Sure we all like to look good in our swimwear, but come on, if your string bikini were literally made out of dental floss, that would be extremely embarrassing.

I mean they could see EVERYTHING.

It would be pretty useful though, if you were eating corn on the cob.

I guess you would get used to it, wearing a swimsuit made from dental floss. It would be kind of minty. Refreshing.

I guess you would have to get your dental floss wax in that case.

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