The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

thegorkogazette

THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE HANNUKAH

This boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he is wanted by international police for breaking Hannukah, the little son of a ghoul.

If you see him tell him the Maccabees are coming for him, going to put his head into a toilet, and hit flush.

Stay clear of Rosh Hashanah, kid. You are so clumsy you would break your own birthday.

Image generated on Stable Diffusion

YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…

CANDY BARS WITH RAZOR BLADES INSIDE RANKED BY JOHNSON STREET ADDRESS
The Van Burens only give kids generic candy like Smikkers and Kit-Kax.
Toaster of the Month Club by Jon Wesick
Each month, the Toaster of the Month Club will deliver an assortment …
Skeleton Crew by C.K. Liu
We walk toward glass doors shiny enough to kill a bird.
BUT MR. AND MRS. HALVERSON DIED IN 1984
Why are the lights on in their house?

Leave a Reply

Discover more from The Gorko Gazette

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading