This boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he is wanted by federal police for breaking up the beloved heavy metal band Metallica, and nothing else matters.
If you see him tell him Kirk Hammett is looking for him, so close, no matter how far, and nothing else matters.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to detain this clumsy boy. He has been rumored to have Megadeth and Anthrax in the palm of his hand.
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