BY DONALD
Do dogs bark?
Open borders mean crime,
means human trafficking.
Human trafficking — mostly women.
Okay?
Human trafficking.
This is like prehistoric —
a word like that, ‘trafficking.’
Who would think?
There’s more human trafficking
in the world today
than there ever has been in history.
Who would think that?
You think of it almost as an ancient term;
it’s not.
Because of the Internet,
all over the world,
it’s happening.
Mostly women.
*Donald Trump Addresses the Faith and Freedom Coalition in Washington – June 26, 2019
Do ships sail on railroads?
So you’ll tell me because you’ll clap.
So we have the greatest theme,
I think, really of all time,
‘Make America Great Again.
‘MAGA.
‘MAGA.
‘MAGA
Country’, right?
MAGA Country.
How about the guy from Chicago?
The actor that nobody ever heard of,
nobody ever — I said,
‘Who the hell is that?’
He said, ‘He got taken out
by MAGA Country.’
I said,
‘What the hell was that?’
I guess that’s a hate crime, right?
*Donald Trump Addresses a National Republican Campaign Committee Fundraiser – April 2, 2019
Is special information usually a disadvantage?
Now, I know a lot about West Point.
I’m a person that very strongly believes
in academics.
In fact, every time I say I had an uncle
who was a great professor at MIT
for 35 years
who did a fantastic job
in so many different ways,
academically
— was an academic genius —
and then they say,
is Donald Trump an intellectual?
Trust me,
I’m like a smart persona.
*Donald Trump at CIA Headquarters – January 21, 2017
Are attempted suicides always fatal?
We are here today to speak the truth,
the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
I hear your demands,
I hear your voices
and I promise you I will deliver.
I promise that.
And by the way, you’ve seen
what we’ve accomplished
in a very short period of time.
The White House is running
so smoothly.
So smoothly.
And believe me, I and we
inherited one big mess.
That I can tell you,
but I know that you want safe neighborhoods
where the streets belong to families and communities,
not gang members and drug dealers
who are right now as I speak
being thrown out of the country
and they will not be let back in.
*Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally in Melbourne, Florida – February 18, 2017
Are pernicious pedestrians translucent?
Right To Try.
That’s an incredible thing,
Right To Try.
You know, we have
the greatest doctors
and research in the world,
and if somebody was terminally ill
they traveled to Asia,
they traveled to Europe,
they’d travel all over the world,
if they had the money.
If they didn’t have the money,
they’d just go home,
there was nothing they could do.
*Donald Trump Holds a Political Rally in El Paso, Texas – February 11, 2019
ABOUT THE ARTIST
He was the greatest president ever. Now he is the greatest poet ever. Forget about that Whitman guy. Loser. Billy Collins? Wannabe and a whiner. No one knows words like Donald. Big words. Bold words. More words than anyone. The best words. Poetry words
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