As many fans of Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo know, he loves guns! And his new .45 Taurus 1911 ACP, a 5-inch barrel semiauto single-action with rubberized grip and fixed single-dot sight, ‘can take the head off a rhinoceros,’ he claimed last night.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHOOTING AT ENDANGERED ANIMALS ON OUR WATCH
When asked why he needed protection from rhinoceroses, Rambo replied that the rhinoceros was just an example, what he most likely would need to take down was an Illinois State Trooper, or a bag man from the Cleveland Mob. When we pointed out that he was not allowed to keep firearms in the house or especially the kitchen, Rambo began waving the piece in the air. We are now sitting in the car at McDonald’s.
HOW MANY BULLETS DOES IT HOLD
The clip holds only 8 rounds, but Rambo assures us he has 10 clips. ‘If they come at me, and I know they will someday soon, I will be prepared,’ he told this reporter.
JUST LEAVE THE RHINOCEROS OUT OF IT OKAY
Rambo finally agreed to keep the firearm at his friend Leroy’s apartment, so we allowed Rambo to make us lunch.
After an awkward thirty minute pause or so, Rambo was heard to mutter, ‘Thing could take down a savannah elephant!’
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