GORKO RETREAD! NO NOT REREAD, RETARD, RETREAD. BECAUSE SOME OF THE NEO-CLASSIC GORKO ARTICLES ARE OUR FAVORITES. ‘A SPORT YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FEET’ FIRST PUBLISHED 18 JUNE 2021
When you are rapping by the lake with your homies and it gets later than you realize and there is no Taco Bell because it is 2 am, here is a tried-and-true feed-the-masses crowdpleaser: multiply some fishes and loaves for them. Sounds almost too easy, doesn’t it? Take it from us, these sardine-and-whole-wheat sliders are just the ticket this summer.
INGREDIENTS
Whole wheat loaves (5)
Fishes (2)
PREPARATION
Take the 5 loaves and multiply. Do the same with the 2 fishes. IMPORTANT: Keep multiplying until the multitudes are satisfied. We have seen the rabble turn against the cookout chef on more than one ugly occasion.
Fishes photo by Jakub Kapusnak on Unsplash
Loaves photo by Fiona Smallwood on Unsplash
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