The Gorko Gazette

As many fans of Gorko chef Rambo Bolillo’s world-famous cooking show know, as well as being master of sauce, Rambo is also a five-star lover. Just ask Trixie or Steve. Many wonder what Rambo’s secret is, apart from being pretty easy on the eyes, and though famously reticent about his love life, Rambo recently admitted that the happiness of his partners usually has less to do with his moves in the bedroom, and more to do with his finesse in the kitchen! Specifically, which frying oils he uses on that special first date. Below is Rambo’s unofficial guide!

SMOKE POINT

TGG: Rambo, we have all heard about the elusive smoke point for that first date. How does the aspiring chef nail that smoke to the wall?

RB: I get this question all the time, and I like to compare the smoke point to the bridge in a Credence song: it should not come as a surprise to the date, they should just be like, Oh wow NOW we smokin. Once you hit the smoke point, and I highly recommend peanut or avocado oil if you want to go high octane on a first date, like first to third kind of fry, uh then you can do anything with that oil you want to.

FIRST ID YOUR FATS

TGG: What about different fat contents? We had a date the other night and the date told us in no uncertain terms would they ever touch saturated fat, for example.

RB: If I think I know what you are getting at here, Raddy, yeah some dates are real fatties, and you have GOT to account for that when you get your fry on. I mean I like a bit more meat on my date, but that is not for anyone, so you got to be careful not just with the frying oil, its makeup, but also with the monoglicerides and EVERYTHING up to and including creams on the desserts. Cause oil is not just for frying.

LONGEVITY

TGG: Do you have any advice on how to take the oil beyond the first date, mxing browner oils with newer oils for better browning, tips for storage, etc?

RB: Do not know much about storage, ha ha, uh I guess you guys around here tend to eat all this shit up at one sitting.

TGG: No we are talking about first dates.

RB: OHHHH yeah, so like sometimes the date will want a doggy bag, well that is easy, just stick to plastic man, plastic bags, and eff your tupperware or eco-foam packages, cuz the lady is more like than not to be just like, Rambo baby no this is unacceptable, this was like the worst date ever.

And trust me, I have been there, I know.

TGG: Thank you for your time, Chef.

RB: Yeah anytime Rads. Was that good, you get enough?

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