OR SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK OUR MATH HOMEWORK
That is correct, we had one assignment due today, and that was to double-check that May 10th is in fact the anniversary of The Gorko Gazette, that being our fake news and poetry daily, and how many years of goofy goodness we were in fact celebrating. But we got busy and forgot, so……………let’s call this our third anniversary. Huzzah!
JK THIS IS IN FACT OUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY
The Gorko Gazette was originally published through the nineties by young Raddy, awful years of truly bad content. Luckily for you, The Gorko reboot, which kicked off May 10th 2021, has been done entirely by adults, sensitive educated people with a tasteful sense of humor and real jobs.
EXCEPT FOR THE REAL JOB PART
But many of our contributors assure us they have meaningful productive roles in society. Not us per se.
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR TO CELEBRATE GORKO’S BIRTHDAY
In fact it is Mother’s Day in Mexico, always the 10th of May God damn it, so we are working our asses off at the chocolate shop, our current day job. Moms need love, and what shows Mom you love her more than a deluxe 40-count heart-shaped box of edible craft dildos?
JUST KIDDING, THAT WAS IN TRULY BAD TASTE
None of our chocolates are shaped like penises. I mean maybe deformed triangular penises, like a dolphin penis. Not for your mom probably. Nevertheless, she will love putting our chocolates in her mouth.
WE ARE GOING TO STOP WHILE WE ARE AHEAD
Just going to wrap this up now before we get into real trouble. Thank you to all of our contributors and readers this past glorious year! We look forward to another great one with you, full of truly good jokes, fiction, and poetry that will knock your mom’s dolphin socks right off her body.
To all of you,
Raddy
May 10th 2024
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