DROWNING MAN CLUTCHES AT INFLATABLE STRAWBERRY

Help this is Raddy, someone has kidnapped me and is forcing me to write truly terrible copy for The Gorko.

SOS SOS SOS

Scary by Jon Vilardi

Through tears, he looks at the holographic Daft Punk poster above his direct-to-consumer rubber bed.
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One response to “DROWNING MAN CLUTCHES AT INFLATABLE STRAWBERRY”

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    Theodore Wallbanger

    this magic had me trolling….

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