DEFINITION FROM MERRIAM-WEBSTER
emer·gen·cy [i-ˈmər-jən(t)-sē]
plural emergencies
1: an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action
2: an urgent need for assistance or relief
WHAT WENT WRONG: VOTE NOW!
A. The toilet got plugged up with tampons and/or excess of tee pee. The fire department was called as a prank but they actually came over and then Toby had a lot of explaining to do.
B. Rambo drank one too many spritzers, argued with Tiffany, and shot out the windows of his own 1990 Riviera. He was removed from the scene by mild-mannered Peoria police.
C. We ran out of beer.
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