HOW THINGS BE
Often described as patient and longsuffering, even with the most hardened criminals and bullies and grade school marms, bleeding-heart and open-minded even to a fault, the Gorko editorial staff has however already had quite enough of your cruel, trolling remarks, as repeatedly posted in the comments section below many of our most lovely and earnest editorials and investigative news reports.
Not sure how to sugarcoat this, so we will not, you son of a MONSTER: your most recent comment has already been deleted from this platform.
For the sake of transparency, below you will find summaries of your other comments we have already deleted, all of which you yourself are surely perfectly aware. And it is not for you we are republishing your filthy troll-hog slop, but as a warning to others who may not be aware how hurtful and counter-productive their contributions are to the community, relative innocents whose comments have begun to border on the obscene or politically inappropriate. Consider the following a guide to what is okay to post on our website. No, not an act of censorship, but one of love and respect for the community at large.
THE GORKO TEAM REITERATES IN ALL CAPS: IF YOU POST THINGS LIKE MATTHEW SNYDER HAS, YOUR COMMENTS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DELETED. WE ARE SERIOUS.
THE LIMITED SPEECH GUIDE (BETA VERSION)
No hate speech. No discrimination based on whether you can do more chin-ups than Raddy, even if that were ever true. No playground sass about Raddy’s high socks. No mention please of Raddy’s most recent haircut.
No waffles. Take those waffles to the New Yorker and become a famous waffle boy, but keep them out of our comments section. NO GRIDDLE SLOP ON THE GORKO.
No insinuations of graphic violence unless it is truly funny. No guns unless they are super, duper cool. No knives of any kind except jackknives which are frickin rad. No bombs, not even the word bomb. No F-bombs whatsoever, Raddy’s mom reads this shit.
We will not accept any racism, bigotry, or targeting of race, religion, sexual orientation, or personal identities UNLESS you really believe what you are saying. In that case, go for it, buster.
A FULL VERSION OF THE GORKO LIMITED SPEECH GUIDE FOR COMMENTS WILL BE ISSUED AT A FUTURE DATE TBD THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION BYE.
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