WANT TO JOIN OUR CLUB?

Join our club! Join our club! We run the streets and parks, we patrol the alleys and ditches, we clean up after roadkill and sometimes when the moon is right, we get into the trash!

Want to join our club? Only three rules! Three rules only!

RULE ONE DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY DOGS BE JOLLY LICKY LICKY

RULE TWO I SNIFF YOUR BUTT, YOU SNIFF MINE, YOU SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF YOUR BUTT, I SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF MINE, I SNIFF YOUR BUTT, YOU SNIFF MINE, YOU SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF YOUR BUTT, I SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF MINE, I SNIFF YOUR BUTT, YOU SNIFF MINE, YOU SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF YOUR BUTT, I SNIFF MAX BUTT, HE SNIFF MINE

RULE THREE ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MAX, ALPHA DOG IS MA

Wait Max is down, Max is down, come back Max

FUCK OFF MAX

Alpha dog is Ritchie

RULE THREE ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE, ALPHA DOG IS RITCHIE

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