GORKO RETREAD! NO NOT REREAD, RETARD, RETREAD. BECAUSE SOME OF THE CLASSIC GORKO ARTICLES ARE OUR FAVORITES. ‘THIS CHILI CON CARNE RECIPE WILL BURN YOUR FACE OFF’ FIRST PUBLISHED 4 October 2021
Our special chile con carne recipe is so hot it will shrivel your tongue and gums, scald your eyebrows and bangs, and literally make your face drip off of your skull. It is five out of five chilis HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.
This recipe is so hot you are going to need your tonsils removed afterwards. You’ll be able to feel our chile con carne as it liquefies your intestines like the Ebola virus, and brother do not even get me started on how it feels coming out the other end.
This chile con carne is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.
Cover photo by Roam In Color on Unsplash
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