So you consider yourself a bit of a whiz in the kitchen, do you, slicing and dicing into your brass-bottomed pots with truly sharp utensils, yammering on about flavor profiles, your sweet and savory and your mommy. Well if you are such a big shot chef now, tell me, what is your favorite flavor of cilantro?
What flavor cilantro you think goes best with your standard yellow curry?
My favorite flavor of cilantro is soapy. The soapier the better, bud. Don’t give me no cilantro that does not conjure up images of hot bubble baths and boiled horses hooves.
Any pimply line cook can tell you that much yes sir.
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