DING DONG THE WITCH IS WEARING A DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT
The men standing on your front porch are indeed private collection agency (PCA) muscle, or headhunters to you. Yes, Uncle Toby, they saw the curtains move and are going nowhere. Looks like they have nothing but time today. Oh yes the fat one is getting out his snuff box. The tall one is writing in his notebook like an honest to God detective. Do not hold out false hope, Uncle Tee, these are revenue collection agents, not Jehovah Witnesses. You can’t just say to them, But I already believe in Uncle Sam and expect them to go away. Why didn’t you just pay the $865.92 you owed the state back in April? Instead you invested in a new PS5 platform and a case of those buttery caramel microwave popcorn, but looks like now you’re going to pay.
I’ll just let myself out the back.
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