SATANIC MESSAGE FOUND ON RADDY’S TYPEWRITER IN 1996 MAY HAVE FINALLY HAVE BEEN DECODED
The Judas Letter, a mysterious code-like message found pounded out on the personal typewriter of our own Gorko-in-Chief Raddy one chill morning in the autumn of 1996, along with a lone chicken quill, had baffled investigators for more than twenty-five years, until this past Tuesday when, with the aid of the cutting-edge AI tool/persona Gorko Crimestopper Sleuth, Raddy himself revisited the weathered Letter and claims to have cracked it.
The Message
The original cryptic message read as follows. For your own safety, we have removed all of the letters J and replaced them with asterisks, to prevent the risk of collateral curses.
ogafubdsubcsdbdcsb*dc*cioebibibciebb
kd*uvwywdyvayvavyyvdyav*yav
*kdbfuau uabcbuabcuabubaocbbac
*udases.
try speakin english raddy we dunno watchu say
The curse appears to have been left by a forehead, acknowledged the austere words from the blameless mouth of Raddy, to this reporter.
Har har, that is a lie. Raddy refused to comment for this article. Hi I am David what is your name
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