All opinions are Little David Greener’s.
HANDS OFF MY WOMAN
Just to let you guys know, unlike the rest of you pathetic boys, I have found the love of my life, and her name is Lizzie Handerson. She is the one with the jump rope, in the adorable bunny socks and braids. Yes her name is Lizzie, she is beautiful, and I am gonna marry her. So you stay away from her if you know what is good for you.
are you sure it isn’t HENDERSON, DAVID
I think I should be the judge of how to spell my own girlfriend’s last name, Stewart. Geesus you are stupid sometimes. Her dad is Old Man Handerson who lives on 375 Maple Street, I know because I rode my bike over there, and her mother is deceased. Yes my Lizzie has led a tragic life, but she has never let it get her down, my sweet Lizzie.
Yes they wrote it Handerson with an E in the school play flyer last year, so what! Teachers are dumb! Oh I know, she must have changed it. It used to be Henderson, now it is Handerson. It says Handerson on their mailbox.
IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH WHAT IS HER FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM
Chocolate. No, cherry. Ummmmmmmm yeah, cherry. Simple but classic, that’s my Lizzie. We are getting married probably next year in May. No I haven’t told her yet. I want it to be a surprise. No I haven’t talked to her, I mean yeah I said hi last week at the bubbler, and once we sat near each other at lunch. She has a Little Mermaid lunch box. Old Man Handerson packs her lunches himself, she always gets PB and J on white bread, an apple or banana, and fruit snacks. I love her.
Hey would you give her this note for me. Don’t tell her who it is from.
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