Category: Little David Greener
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B*TCH WON’T GIVE ME MY DIVORCE BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
There appear to be dark thunderclouds on the horizon for Peoria’s Little David Greener and his newly wedded wife, Patty Knudsen.
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MAYBE I JUST *WILL* HAVE TWO COOKIES BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
Little David Greener reached out his hand to where the cookies lay in a dish on the coffee table.
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Her name is Lizzie Handerson, and I love her by Little David Greener
Oh I know, she must have changed it. It used to be Henderson, now it is Handerson.
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SUSPECT IN EYE GOUGING CASE FACES TRIAL
Reports local child sleuth Nadira, the eye gouger has been taken behind the utility shed and is sitting there now under surveillance, awaiting trial.
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10 REASONS THE BABYSITTER IS NOT TO BLAME
She is scheduled to babysit your child, Little David Greener, this Saturday evening.
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MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
The two third graders came to blows after arguing over whose new tennis shoes were faster.
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WHICH FOODS MUST NEVER TOUCH?
The bread and mashed potatoes question, for example, is one that has been the center of much debate since the 1950s.
