Among the things they tell you as you wait clipboard in hand outside the Pearly Gates, is that you should have stuck to the kids’ board.
Or not! You were going to die on 11 August 2024 no matter what! It could have been even MORE gruesome if you had insisted on playing it safe, not knowing that was literally impossible! I mean the things they had planned for you.
But but, you stammer, the headache nailing both temples like, well, like a hard sheet of water.
But but but, the custodians reply, mocking your shrill voice like third graders, is when you realize that this is going to be one hell of a long wait in line. It just might take forever.
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