I MET A DEVIL WOMAN, LITTLE ETHY
What is that sound? What is that SOUND? That is not a sound, it is MUSIC, Brother Ethy. THAT, my dear small Ethy, is called rock and roll. That is what they listen to in the future, post-penicillin, post-911, hell even post-God.
How do I know? I met a devil woman, who took my heart away.
No not literally removed my heart from my body cavity, you little assgrabber and onion muncher, I mean I fell in love with her because she was one of Satan’s minions and totally corrupted me with one glance.
No, I regret nothing! See she said I had it coming to me, but that I in fact wanted it to happen. Her precise words were You think that any lovin’s good lovin / So you took what you could get, mmmm, ooh-ooh!
Uh no, she looked like a normal person. Big brown eyes.
But you ain’t seen nothing yet, b-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothing yet, B-B-B-Brother Ethernan!
Ha ha, look at him scream and cower against the wall! I guess you young monks aren’t ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it.
Or kids that other people have, I guess.
She took me to her doctor / And he told me of a cure!
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