After listening in horror to Rambo Bolillo’s description of what his medical doctor termed a ‘colonoscopy’, his best friend Patty Jelly explained that by the sounds of it the Gorko Chef had been duped.
‘What you are talking about sounds like something not even in the range of modern medicine,’ Patty Jelly shouted, pounding his beer on the table. ‘The procedure you underwent, my friend, and I am sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, was something out of a medieval guidebook for torturers!’
The so-called ‘colonoscopy’, in which a tube was fed into the patient’s butt and rammed up his colon, set Rambo back to the tune of $3,500.
‘I think it was legit,’ the downcast chef stammered. ‘In any case they told me everything is all right up there.’
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