NEW GORKO GAMES FOR PEOPLE UP TO THEIR NECKS IN SNOW
Ring in blizzard season with four new Gorko Parlor Games! Personally tested by Uncle Toby in the Gorko Basements.
Mother Superior, May I? (an orphan game)
This game may be played by a group of orphans at an orphanage run by nuns. The game usually begins with the bigger orphans bullying the smallest orphan until he is forced to approach a ‘Mother Superior’ figure (in this case an actual Mother Superior) and make a vulgar request. This is where the betting comes in. How will the Mother Superior respond? What will be the small orphan’s punishment? Can he keep his focking little trap shut, or will he spill the beans and get the entire group of children in trouble, and later be beaten by his peers? There is only one way to find out.
Kill An Animal
Similar to the popular Hasbro Ant To Antelope high sierra marksmanship adventure, this wonderful hunting game can be played by the entire family. The Kill An Animal kit includes one high-powered rifle, a hunting knife, rope, and a rock. All that you have to do is find the animals, and provide the Tupperware!
Jump-Snake
A fun twist on the popular schoolyard game Jump-Rope.
Dodge A Dutchman
A kind of Dodge-Ball for the truly hard-core Euro man dodgers. Ranked by Gaymes Magazine in 1928 as ‘better’ than Hasbro’s Dodge A Dutch Oven.
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