FESTIVE OUT TODAY ISN’T IT
Go for the chummy remark: a man playing a harp will NEVER expect you to take his side, so to remark on the festive weather will utterly disarm a defensive harpist. This works nine times out of ten.
YOU BUSTED MISTER HARPIST
Or do the opposite! Attack the man, leveling the charge of him doing exactly what he is doing. Who can deny, after all, that they are playing a harp? It would be very, very difficult.
HEY MISTER REACHAROUND
Men playing harps must indeed reach around the harp to play it. You are only speaking the truth!
Whatever you end up quipping to the man playing the harp, make sure you have clear avenues of escape and a good getaway driver. We don’t need any more casualties this harp season.
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