CROSSING THE STREET: MASTER CLASS WITH CUCK LITTLE

YOUR INSTRUCTOR

Meet Cuck Little, Ph.D. Professor, University of Illinois. Three-time Chuckle Award nominee. Author of Henhouse: The Tragic True Story and Moulten Rock: The Plymouth That Never Loved Again.

THE COURSE: HOW TO CROSS THE STREET

This feathery master class will take you inside the mind of a veteran street-crosser: where to cross the street, when to cross the street, and perhaps most importantly, WHY to cross the street. Students will learn the secrets of traffic signage, lights, and positioning of crosswalks. They will be introduced to crossing theory and, provided they survive the claws-on module, a literal street-crossing activity, will be presented with a personalized certificate of achievement.

INVITE A FRIEND AND GET 50% OFF

Invite a friend and receive 50% off the master course price of $155.99. Sign up today, or are you CHICKEN.

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