NEW GORKO GAMES FOR CABIN FEVER SEASON
Ring in cabin fever season with four new Gorko Parlor Games! Personally tested by Uncle Toby in the Donner Pass.
Blinded Man’s Bluff
Like the popular Victorian parlor game Blind Man’s Bluff, but with actual blinded people. Use our potent mixture of potassium perchlorate and aluminum powder to temporarily blind your friends, and then see if they can catch you!
Sudoku With Photos Of Your Exes
Rearrange the photos on the grid so that every line adds up to happy memories.
Toe Thumb War
The object of this game is to suppress the toe thumb of your opponent, using only your toe thumb (that is, the big toe on your foot). Players may play right-footed or left.
Hopscotch: Firewalker
The familiar schoolyard game, on hot coals!
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