Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Whe You Acthidentally Bie Yo Owe Tongue.
OW DA IT I JUTH BIE MY OWE TONGUE!
Ath many ah yo poeth kno tho well, Whe Yo Acthidentally Bie Yo Owe Tongue ih hurth a lo! Aya I juth bie my owe tongue, da it!
WE WILL PROBALY CUTINUE THITH THTORY LATUH WHE WE AH NO IH THO MUTH PAY
Thorry bu ih really fuin hurth.
DOTH TCHARLIE THEEN EVA BIE HEETH OWE TONGUE
No Tcharlie neva bieth heeth owe tongue, he neva evu thewth heeth owe food ha ha ha ha.
Jthoin Teddy eva wee ath he goeth thtalking th interneh ih thearth uh new Themeth.
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