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Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is 404 Not Found.

NO SERIOUSLY YOUR REQUEST WAS NOT FOUND

Your server was unable to find what was requested.

COME ON YOU MUST BE PULLING MY LEG

The page you are attempting to access can not be found. It is most likely that you are attempting to follow a dead link. Maybe your poet friend whose work you were attempting to view has moved off the grid, like she threatened to do after the last elections.

BUT MELODIE WAS ACTIVE ON TWITTER JUST LAST THURSDAY

It is possible that she screwed up her own website, Spectral Imaginings of a Neurodivergent Unicorn Woman, by messing in her permalinks. Ask yourself, is Melanie the kind of poet who would be permalinking where she shouldn’t have been a-permalinking?

WHAT ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN DOES HE EVER GET THE 404 BLUES

Charlie no longer has any contact with Melanie, since her major league faux pas at the retirement ball in March when she grabbed for the microphone and fell into the pool of green gelatin cubes, and dragged Charlie’s Chow-Chow Chinadoll in after, which subsequently required hundreds of hours of specialist on-site stain removal.

Poor Melanie, perhaps her 404 status is all for the best.