THE LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE LANDED: A PHOTO ESSAY

Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our scheduled programming to bring you a special bulletin from the Intercontinental Gorko News. Authorities have informed us that the extraterrestrial beings who landed outside of Peoria tonight are the vanguard of an invading army from the Lizard Planet.

Fortunately, this formidable enemy is still confined to a comparatively small area, corralled by local and national military forces.

Here are the first impressions from a number of courageous first responders.

‘My God they are dinosaurs’
‘Why now I ask you, right before I hit my growth spurt. In three weeks I could take the bastards’
‘Dinner is served’
‘You take the tail, I’ll take the head and feet’
‘Let me at em’
‘We’ll hold down the fort’

GORKO RETREAD: ‘THE LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE LANDED’ ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 15 JUNE 2021.

Photos in order of appearance top to bottom, L to R:

Photo by David Peters on Unsplash

Photo by Oleg Ivanov on Unsplash

Photo by Shubhankar Sharma on Unsplash

Photo by MIKHAIL VASILYEV on Unsplash

Photo by Kote Puerto on Unsplash

Photo by Wouter De Praetere on Unsplash

2 responses to “THE LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE LANDED: A PHOTO ESSAY”

  1. I see the Big Two made it into the article.

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