Water Gun
We had another argument this morning
ending with both of us threatening to
leave. Brushing the steel fence in the
backyard with a hard bristled wooden
brush, trying to remove all the stubborn
bird poop. Running all our words through
my mind, over and over, searching for
some hope. Spraying the fence with the
hose gun I bought earlier at the hardware
store. Thinking of my first water pistol.
My parents gave it to me for my seventh
birthday. I carried it everywhere I went
the whole summer. Shooting at everything
I saw. Feeling an indescribable pleasure
every time I hit a target. I notice my nosey
neighbour peeking from her second storey
window. She does this every time I am in
the backyard, and would have definitely
been listening to everything we said this
morning, already repeating it to every
other household on the street. I focus on
her old, disapproving face, behind the glass.
The suns reflection, forming a perfect target
on her forehead. I smile, point the gun,
fingers firmly on the trigger. She immediately
opened the window, screaming: DON’T YOU
DARE!!! I think about the inevitable police
visit a few moments. Feel a sudden, familiar
rush throughout my entire body. Squeezing
my fingers on the rapidly closing trigger. A
powerful jet of water explodes from the hose.
Completely soaking her outraged, furious face.
Frantically circling her room like a wet dog
trying to escape the rain. Her screams louder
than any argument me and Sarah ever had. On
a winter’s day, I could swear was summer.
Against the Odds
Poem number three this Wednesday
afternoon following over two
weeks drought. Thinking of the
great forty-six-year-old
Filipino fighter (who was born
one day before me), scoring
a majority draw with the
far younger, undisputed, double-
champion, a few days earlier
ensuing a brutal, twelve round,
timeless war. Battling the
proud, dangerous, Mexican
champion. Boasting height, reach,
size, youth, mind-blowing skill.
Though losing in the majority
of viewers eyes that day:
including mine. An ageing,
unwanted poet. Still running more
than twenty miles a week. Six
hundred push ups, one hundred
and five sit ups a couple of hours
earlier, after yet another endless
shift at my tiresome blue-
collar job, to pay the bills. Sinking
tall cans of cheap American
whiskey and cola, while Luciano
Pavarotti, Maria Callas, and
Jimmy Morrison, dent the thick
impossible walls. Over twenty
years the underdog. Scoring yet
another unlikely victory.
ABOUT THE ARTIST

Brenton Booth lives in Sydney, Australia. Poetry of his has appeared in New York Quarterly, Midwest Quarterly, and North Dakota Quarterly, among others.
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