Ready and willing to solve the age-old question about what crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg, local smoke shop co-founders Luis Fernandez and Toby Joe spent another evening in on the floor of their sparsely furnished living room.
‘So wait was it even the chicken that crossed the road man,’ drawled Luis around ten pm.
‘Dude do not effin confuse me,’ retorted a red-eyed Toby Joe. ‘I’m just thinking about tacos.’
‘Like did the taco cross the road,’ chortled Luis and Toby Joe.
The Gorko originally reported this story live on Twitter in March of 2021.
GORKO RETREAD
‘WAIT DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD BEFORE THE EGG OR’ originally published 29 May 2021.
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