Finally settling the old argument, the proper spelling of the hot chili sauce known to many midwesterners as SIR RACHA was put beyond doubt this Thursday by local university undergrad Melissa F, to the chagrin of her housemates.
‘I just went to the fridge and took out my bottle. They tried to tell me it was a knock-off brand, so we did a little google tour and nope, my SRIRACHA is the real thing.’
The housemates finished their meal in silence.
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‘SRIRACHA OR SIR RACHA’ ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 14 MAY 2021.
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