Forget the argument over beef or chicken, meat or vegetable, Chinese or American, the question I have for you is whether you want to eat or not tonight. Cuz this microwaved TV dinner, well, it’s what’s for dinner.
It looks like beef but we may never really know.
Tuck in, kids. No big surprise, this is it. There is some water in the tap.
GORKO RETREAD: ‘MICROWAVED TV DINNER, IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER’ ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 5 AUGUST, 2021.
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