Not that I always hit on the delivery boy but I noticed something different about you, hunk of muffin. I mean, is that a meatball sub sandwich in your delivery bag, because I did NOT order a hot foot-long. Though I know sometimes you make three, four deliveries in a row.
Oh, it’s hot pastrami.
Well well well.
Do you accept tips?
GORKO RETREAD: Article originally published 27 July 2021.
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