Orangina Sabrina and 2 more by Theodore Wallbanger

Orangina Sabrina had legions of fans but the most scintillating was Red Pepper SunSauce who yearned for Orangina Sabrina like no other demon would.


Purgatory always seemed to get a bad wrap. Hinglebert Humperdunk accessed a spirit dream tree sending jovial transmissions to the flatlanders on Earth’s hemisphere. Most of the sketchy surveillance exposed pockets of nude bodies melted together in fun, playful formation and not everything was on fire, so there was that.


Inspector Clouseau (the other one) decoded the yellow chalk boy outlined in the destructive path of Red Sunshine. Clouseau’s final report would denote another chalk spirit impaled by the throes of lust, love, and addiction to patchouli pancakes. Red Sunshine was master class when it came to her infamous patchouli pancakes.


ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.

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Artwork by Wallbanger

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